
Letters Sent to OST's
Penthouse Suite
The Spurs lackluster play has countless sleeper cells of
Spurs fans across the country in a state of shock. Here is
one example of this, from a reader named Rocco.
Letter Number 1:
Rocco writes,
Title:
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Dat Noise
"I go out for some
burgers. Have a few beers. Life is
good.
Come home and check how
the Spurs are doing.
I found out the answer
They Are Too Busy Participating
In An Ass Sucking
Festival To Actually Bother Playing
Competetively Against A
WC Title Contender AT
HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I'm like fuck
it. One of two things need to
happen.
1. The Spurs need to
withdraw from the ass-sucking
festival and participate
in the basketball festival
known as the NBA regular
season.
2. I need to stop
placing any compartment of my
emotional well-being in
how 12 merceneries
representing my
childhood home do in a game of
basktetball.
Since I can only control
the former the former, fuck
the latter.
I'm a Rocco
fan now. That's the only shit I
can control."
Well done, Rocco. Though unlikely by his tone, this letter is full of
Carl Rogers humanism.
(Tangent)
While Rocco was off having burgers I was eating a cold over-priced
pulled pork bbq sandwich at the aforementioned Spurs game. I
rarely go to the games because I don't always have time but also there
is the
possibility that I don't want to pay to get bombarded with advertising
and loud noises. I can do that on I-10 at 5:00 pm.
(And slowly the inner Roddy Stinson is born.) I
still have memories from Hemisfair when there were only 5000 people in
attendance so perhaps I took for granted the quiet, contemplative,
Russian Winter like atmosphere. Clearly, that's it.
However, a promising architect took me along with the company tickets.
Amazing tickets. You are so close you analyze the players'
tattoos. Notice the rows in front of me. That's
right, not that many.

The fact that the Spurs got humiliated was lost on me. I was
mesmerized by Babylon. The annoying, pulsating music of the
arena
sound system seems softer on the first few rows as if it were soft
house music from an ultra
lounge. Waitrons buzz back and forth.
It's
a very country club atmosphere. The food court is high end
and
exclusive, which made the cold sandwich all the more confusing.
My
friend sent it back twice but to no use. We were exposed for
being
impostors.

A recreation of the Hindenberg disaster as symbol for the Spurs
demoralizing loss and fall from grace. And underneath the
dirigible in a black coat and pink shirt and completely out of focus,
Joe Reinagel's doppleganger.
Letter Number 2:
A link to this dog dancing video that's
captivating the country.
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