Live & Local: Blowing Trees

What up, G-money ho-dog peeps ? Tonight me and my bizznitch (that's slang for reporter's notebook, right?) will be scoping the mad skillz of O.G. Say Town rockers and hip-hop lingo appropriators Blowing Trees at Rebar (8134 Broadway). The Trizzees will be politicking with Rebar mainstays Henry and the Invisibles and the fo-sheezy Cartographers (still rolling off mad-ups in a recent Live & Local) in celebration of both Halloween and the Rebar's sixth anniversary. Doors open at 8 p.m. Bling-bling grillz are optional, but making it rain is mandatory.

If you see me at the show, you best holla back, but be sure to keep your dirt on the q.t., my beloved mofos and concubines, because the five-oh popo won't think twice about slapping the cuffs on anybody caught tree blowing, charging them with counts of public indecency and phytophilia. They have no idea what "blowing trees" means, of course, but they know you funny talkin' young'uns are up to no good.