

By Abbie Kopf
I’ll have to admit that today I was out of sorts. I misplaced my
schedule and was flailing without my properly marked printout of bands
that I wanted to see, arranged by hour. I perused the SXSW pocket
guide, looking for a name I remembered from my lost agenda. I saw She Rides,
and I thought that this band sounded like a singer-songwriter or gentle
duo that would purr to me about the countryside in June.
I schlepped over to Spiro’s Bar to watch me some She Rides, and it
wasn’t long until I realized I had made a mistake. The pre-show songs
sounded like Mastodon had children with Pantera. The concert-goers
around me were wearing shirts that said things like “The Satans” with
pentagram tattoos and five-inch boots straight from the Hot Topic
spring catalogue.
Luckily for me, I’m hypersensitive to hurting people’s feelings, so I
bared down for 30 minutes of what I was sure was going to involve scary
songs about impaling babies’ heads and eating them with gravy. Or
something.
The Rhode Island-based band hopped up to the stage, said “fuck” about
six times in succession, and started in. For the first song or so, I
was somewhat terrified. Their brand of hardcore punk is deafening and
intense, with five head-banging men attacking their instruments and, it
seemed sometimes, themselves. A curious transformation happened to me
while getting my hardcore cherry popped … I started to dig these guys.
The lead singer of She Rides explained that they had already played two
other shows that day. In fact, between January and March they will be
playing around 70 shows. I couldn’t understand, watching them from
front row, how anyone could keep up this much energy and rawness once
per day, much less three times in one day. These rockers were wild-eyed
(and I think pretty fucked up on some shit) and animalistic in their
delivery. From the shirtless drummer who had the imperious air of a
scientist to the screaming, gesticulating lead singer, She Rides was an
assault on the pansy-ass emo boys and girls who can barely get it up
for one show.
I don’t think I’ll be buying a hardcore album anytime soon, but She
Rides is everything that art should be. They transplanted me out of my
hippie paradigm to CBGBs in New York City, hearing this bare, garage
punk rock for the first time. Lead singer Joe Krewko is truly a
performer who, whether it was drugs or momentum, cultivated a whirlwind
of excitement and screamy delight.
This band has recently been signed to Stillborn Records, so if you’re into this freaky shit, I say check them out.

Next I sidestepped to Emo’s Jr. for some music that seemed a little more up my alley. Garotas Suecas
is a Brazilian band that crosses genres from power-pop to soul with a
little big band thrown in. I was highly hopeful for this sextuplet
(five guys and a girl) of cool Brazilian youngsters, but unfortunately
they fell a little flat.
Every once in a while, they would kick out a lovely melody that echoed
the Monkees, or would get down in a Sam and Dave like collaboration of
funk and soul. They especially hit the G-spot with their cover of
Aretha Franklin’s “Respect,” to which they added their own flare. I
would consider it disrespectful to cover Ms. Franklin in most
instances, but Garotas Suecas have mastered this peculiar genre of
Brazilian Motown.
Unfortunately, I’ve been at a festival where it isn’t uncommon for a
band to walk up to the stage and blow the crowd apart with electricity
and “that thing,” whatever that thing is. I wasn’t feeling a lightning
strike with Garotas Suecas, but if you’re going to the beach soon, this
is a pleasant, non-offensive CD to take along. NPR gave the band a
thumbs up, (really, the NPR crowd will heart this band), and they
suggested you listen to “Eu” and “Bugalu.” I think that’s Portuguese.

This anti-climactic experience got me thinking while on the long trek to catch Tori Amos
at La Zona Rosa. This festival has more than 2,000 bands, some of which
are signed and some of which, despite their talent, won’t ever get a
record deal. Is it really just luck that some bands find international
stardom, while other groups end up fat and alone at 40, playing gigs at
the local roller rink? Is this music thing just a racket? I was still
pontificating over the music biz when I arrived at La Zona Rosa just in
time to see blogger extraordinaire Perez Hilton waltz onstage and
introduce Tori Amos.
I’m pretty sure there’s something fucky about Perez Hilton, but I’ll
have to admit it was a thrill to see him. I wasn’t expecting him, and I
certainly wasn’t expecting him to have anything meaningful to say in
his introduction of the singer-songwriter goddess. However, Hilton said
that one of Tori Amos’s albums, Little Earthquakes,
literally changed his life. I agreed with him. This album changed mine,
too. And from the look of the heads nodding in agreement, I could guess
that she had affected many more. And that’s when I realized that there
are some artists that had no other option than to become world famous.
They are just that good. And those are the ones who will make it every
time.
A thin, straight-haired Amos ascended to the stage and very quickly
took her seat at her grand piano; a fortress that I assume this
seemingly shy girl finds solace in when onstage. From the first note,
the crowd almost audibly gasped. Her voice rings out like a storm siren
tellin you to take cover; something big is on the way.
Amos treated the audience to several songs from her new album, Abnormally Attracted to Sin,
which will be released on May 19. The new songs were classically Tori,
pensive and moody, serene with intermittent spasms of anger, and
sometimes downright funny. The song “Mary Jane” is about a boy’s love
affair with pot. Her other songs “Lady in Blue” and “Curtain Call”
seemed to mark a return to the Tori Amos of the ’90s, before she went
all Bjork-y on us and began experimenting with her music. Perhaps it’s
being a mother, or the wisdom that comes with age, but Amos seemed
perfect and in her element.
Luckily for those like me who have Tori Amos crushes, she played a few
of her classics including “Crucify” and “Silent All These Years.”
During the latter, perhaps her most recognizable song, Tori drew out
the notes in a languid lover’s voice while she presided over her song,
which she attended like a baby. It seemed like Amos has deeply missed
performing her music (she hasn’t performed since 2007), and wanted to
drag it out just a little longer. She concluded her set by singing the
line “She has risen, she has risen.” Ain’t that the truth? Check out
her album.
I was still on a Tori high when I scuttled to Vice to check out Kraak and Smaak,
a Holland party band that’s like bumping a line of cocaine off of an
Adderall brick that’s been dipped in Red Bull. The DJ was a masterful
whiz-kid, weaving concentrated beats that escaped the cliché and
monotonus unh-che, unh-che, unh-che that people associate with
electronica. The rest of the plaid-clad band rocked a bubble-gum-fun
personality and exchanged playfully with the crowd.

I didn’t quite understand the set up of Kraak and Smaak. This is what
it says on their SXSW site: “Although Kraak & Smaak originally
started out as a studio project for the founder members Oscar De Jong,
Mark Kneppers & Wim Plug it quickly became one of the hottest live
properties in dance music. The live band has the addition of Ro Krom –
drummer & vocalist, Rose Spearman – vocalist and Marc on the bass
guitar and Paul Jan on the guitar.”
Whatever the case, vocalist Rose Spearman is not only drop dead
gorgeous, but she’s got a voice on her that’s as powerful as Whitney
Houston and as intuitive as Allison Krauss. She huffed and puffed and
blew the house down, while her backup boys goaded her along with the
tried and true mix of keyboard, synthesizer, drums and scratchy record.
The entire club was bouncing up and down, high on this house-music that
was unpretentious booty-shaking fun. They were just the right amount of
funky to bring a new dimension to the electronic without becoming a
caricature of themselves. Kraack and Smaak is a perfect way to start or
end a night on the town, especially this town.
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