Welcome, Mark Cuban!

Dear Mark:

Welcome to SA. We always secretly wanted you the way you always secretly wanted us. Just as America rejoiced at the news that the special fat-burning-fat we had as babies does not entirely abandon us when we grow up, we celebrate evidence that it is possible to develop a sense of humor as a mid-life-crisis adult.

Good to have you (and just in time for Fiesta!). See you on a dinner barge soon, we hope. Frozen margaritas are on us.

xox
the San Antonio Current

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