A Current call for coffee critics! Join our crack team of café-culture investigators. We’re looking for five individuals who love coffee and, just as importantly, coffee shops, to review SA’s coffee-drinking universe. You’ll be paid beans (brewed, of course), but you’ll be (in)famous. Owners (and their family members and significant others) and employees of SA coffee shops and distributors are ineligible. Interested parties, please email a short paragraph describing your addiction and qualifications to email@example.com. Deadline: March 30.